As I type this I am being besieged by Ants….I hate ants….ants suck hard. They crawl up your bed and make you feel unsanitary and it sickens me…
I have no idea how the hell they get into my house but believe me I have begun fighting back….
Thus begins the David page Ant wars journal of insanity. A semi regular feature as long as the wee bastards continue to attack….
(Why ant wars 3 I bet you’re asking? Megazine readers know the answer to that but I can’t possibly give it away here…..)
Normal slog service resumed after this....
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